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Orders of 3 or more Missionary Pens 
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Why You Need A Missionary Pen:
18-24 months is a long time...
Whether you're a mom, dad, brother, sister, grandparent, house cat, or significant-waiting-other, you need the Missionary Pen. It has been scientifically proven that using the Missionary Pen takes up time, therefore making time pass...bringing your missionary closer to home each time you use the Missionary Pen. 10 out of 9 Missionaries prefer letters from home when the Missionary Pen is the writing utensil of choice...
Choose The Right, CTR
Choose The Write...
We don't like to brag, but we are the official pen of the Choose The Write movement. It's picking up steam, and we think it will surpass all CTR's former glory, including ring sales... Don't be left out, think of all the things you should be writing. Your journal, your genealogy, your missionary(ies), your mother, probably your grocery list, and of course your own prescriptions (not legal in most states, void where prohibited). Don't make the mistake of writing anything or highlighting your scriptures without the official pen of the Choose The Write movement.
The Benefits
Too many to list here, but there's a couple.
1. It's a FREAKING highlighter! (No one has ever regretted having or using one, EVER!)
2. It's a PEN! Yeah, NO REGRETS BABY! Don't believe us, go pick up a solid #2 :) pencil right now... Yeah, feel the difference, you can't be a CEO with a #2 pencil, only the best use a PEN. And only the best MORMONS use the Missionary Pen, Why? Because only the best can handle a pen & highlighter in one. THE MISSIONARY PEN & HIGHLIGHTER... CAN YOU HANDLE IT? If you just read this, why are you still here... You should have ordered your Missionary Pens already!
Choose The Write! You Won't Regret It!
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