Too many to list here, but there's a couple.
1. It's a FREAKING highlighter! (No one has ever regretted having or using one, EVER!)
2. It's a PEN! Yeah, NO REGRETS BABY! Don't believe us, go pick up a solid #2 :) pencil right now... Yeah, feel the difference, you can't be a CEO with a #2 pencil, only the best use a PEN. And only the best MORMONS use the Missionary Pen, Why? Because only the best can handle a pen & highlighter in one. THE MISSIONARY PEN & HIGHLIGHTER... CAN YOU HANDLE IT? If you just read this, why are you still here... You should have ordered your Missionary Pens already!